Wow, I've been to visit Tigger the Toad and he looks amazing. In fact, he looks so good that the telly people are coming to see him. Mind you, I was obviously there first. Got them interested and all that.

Still a diminutive amphibians work is never done, and I'm making a guest appearance at Biz Week soon. I wonder if my suit is ironed...

I have been joined on my windowsill by the first of the plastic stargazing toads that are, going to be going to the schools. He's alright, but a bit aloof - nose in the air you might say. He arrive on Tuesday wearing a very smart badge that says 'Remove Protective Film'. Not sure what that's all about - maybe a Health and Safety video.

The ceramic Education Master Toad is also here. He's too posh join us on the windowsill, and looks a bit like a cyber toad. He claims it's because the funny plastics people did strange things to him so they could produce the clones, but I think he just likes being painted silver.